Harmful If Swallowed

Harmful If Swallowed
Live album by Dane Cook
Released July 22, 2003
Recorded The Laff Stop,
Houston, Texas, 2002
Genre Comedy
Length 58:27
Label Comedy Central Records
Producer Brian Volk-Weiss
Dane Cook
Jack Vaughn
Barry Katz
Dane Cook chronology
Harmful If Swallowed
(2003)
Retaliation
(2005)
Professional ratings
Review scores
Source Rating
Allmusic [1]

Harmful If Swallowed is the first CD/DVD set from American comedian Dane Cook. It was released on July 22, 2003.

The attached DVD contains Dane's appearances on Comedy Central Presents (both the edited-for-television and unedited hour-long versions), Comics Come Home 5, and Premium Blend. As of April 16, 2008, the album has sold 1,215,409 copies in the US alone.

Contents

Original version

Before this version produced by Comedy Central Records came out, there was a different version of this album that was independently-produced by Cook himself that contained a track lampooning Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. This track was removed for the "official" CD / DVD release. To fill the gap of the missing track, the bonus track was added in this cut of the album.

The original release contained almost entirely different artwork and liner notes.

Track listing

  1. Intro – 0:46
  2. Parking Structure – 1:28
  3. Umm, Helllllo? – 3:50
  4. Car Accident – 6:35
  5. Tire in the Face – 2:07
  6. Would You Rather... – 6:04
  7. Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard – 2:07
  8. The BK Lounge – 3:30
  9. Pregnant Lady – 1:49
  10. Five Sisters – 0:58
  11. Slip 'n' Bleed – 1:00
  12. Speak 'n' Spell – 1:03
  13. Operation - Monopoly – 2:16
  14. Don't Tickle Me – 10:49
  15. Bathroom – 2:25
  16. Pranks – 1:49
  17. Fuk and the Finga – 1:44
  18. Just Wanna Dance – 4:49
  19. Head – 2:34
  20. Nightmare – 3:06
  21. Hopped Up on the Q – 1:13
  22. Not So Kool-Aid – 1:29
  23. Pick a Number, Please! – 1:45
  24. Bonus Track! – 07:36

DVD Tracks

  1. Comedy Central Presents (Edited)
  2. Comedy Central Presents (Unedited)
  3. Comics Come Home 5
  4. Premium Blend

Charts

Ten years later, on August 29th, 2011, Harmful If Swallowed was #5 on digital charts.

References

 2.Article on 2011 Chart rise by Cook tweet